handy_psychic: (brain broken)
Bridge Carson [Power Rangers S.P.D.] ([personal profile] handy_psychic) wrote2009-04-19 03:46 pm

43. I have this urge to lick you

[A streak of chocolate appears across the page before Bridge begins to write.]

OK, OK, I HAD to select "lick" just once! My curiosity would not rest until I found out if the "lick" command indeed made you lick and I didn't want to do it on another person, I asked Spike but he said he'd throttle me if I tried (on purpose, anyway), come to think of it I dunno anyone who WOULD agree to such a thing, and it's probably not sanitary to lick Logan Sparky McRuffles the Second because I don't know what he gets up to half the time.

... maybe I should've at least waited til I was done eating, though...

[identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
So it makes you compulsively lick someone? Or. Something. Whatever.

...How terrible it would be if someone were to select it accidentally.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever the nearest object is, apparently. It's an option that comes up every time.

Terribly funny, I'd think. ^_^

[identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...That would explain the stupid fuzzball acting like my toes are made of sugar or something.

I'll have to keep this in mind, then. I'm sure there are situations in which it could prove beneficial.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahhh, yeah- Tom's acting like that, too. Spike threatened to take away the stuffed hedgehog if he didn't stop, but I don't think her understands... and, well, cats aren't awfully inclined to listen to their humans in the first place.

Beneficial, or, HILARIOUS.

[identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking of, we need to fucking name this thing.

...Both.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuzzball? Jerry? Bob? Bridge Jr.? Logan Sparky McRuffles the Third? ... oh, wait, that last one wouldn't fit... uhm... Logan Fuzzy McPurrs the First?

[identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...It's not a cat.

Also, never mind, I'll figure something out.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
... Oh. What is it, then?

[identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Some sort of furball. Raise and Bastet say it's a dog.

(oc; A maltese puppy. :3 )

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)


Oh! Well, then, Logan Sparkly McRuffles the Third definitely fits. ... of course, that'd get confusing...

[identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...yeah. I'll keep that in mind.

(ooc; it is small and fuzzy and gives stupid looks when it is snapped at. :| )

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Who did you lick then?

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
My journal.

It tasted like journal.

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
o.o

I'm being quiet about that licking thing.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm inquisitive! It's just... sometimes being inquisitive clashes with being sensible. ^_^

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
And questionable brown stripes.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It's chocolate. I had a craving.

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh!

[identity profile] redrobinhood.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, so that's what this brown spot is? Nasty man.

You should have licked Spike instead

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, in retrospect I shouldn't have done it after eating a piece of chocolate. Ah well.

He'd smack me.

[identity profile] redrobinhood.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Gross.

Worth it for the look on his face

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Why don't YOU do it, then?
Edited 2009-04-19 22:46 (UTC)

Re: [2/2]

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I have no part in this. FYI. He's already giving me The Look because I can't stop laughing.

Re: [2/2]

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
he's gonna kill us all!
Edited 2009-04-19 22:58 (UTC)

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
If he hasn't by now, he NEVER will.

... at least I hope not.

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope you've got a helmet handy. I know I do.

[ooc: she seriously has a helmet. Chosen won't let her go flying with him otherwise. ^^;;]

[identity profile] redrobinhood.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
He'll be in too much shock. I hope.

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool! Because I have the perfect hiding spot.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Or I could stay far, far away.

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey... maybe he'll snap out of the rut he's in!

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
True. I'm willing to try ANYTHING at this point.

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
If it doesn't work, we're tying him to a chair and stuffing him full of ice cream!

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
... We can still do that either way.

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm. We could at that!

NOT one of her best ideas and only cuz it's Ghost. XD

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
then you do it. and I'm not being serious here.

ah...he did give Bastet permission to lick his boyfriend SOOO

[identity profile] redrobinhood.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
What's a few licks between friends?

oh god that's priceless. XD

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't blame me if your nose gets broken.

[identity profile] lemonshine.livejournal.com 2009-04-19 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah! I forgot about that.