43. I have this urge to lick you

[handy_psychic]

[A streak of chocolate appears across the page before Bridge begins to write.]

OK, OK, I HAD to select "lick" just once! My curiosity would not rest until I found out if the "lick" command indeed made you lick and I didn't want to do it on another person, I asked Spike but he said he'd throttle me if I tried (on purpose, anyway), come to think of it I dunno anyone who WOULD agree to such a thing, and it's probably not sanitary to lick Logan Sparky McRuffles the Second because I don't know what he gets up to half the time.

... maybe I should've at least waited til I was done eating, though...

Comments

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

So it makes you compulsively lick someone? Or. Something. Whatever.

...How terrible it would be if someone were to select it accidentally.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Whatever the nearest object is, apparently. It's an option that comes up every time.

Terribly funny, I'd think. ^_^

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...That would explain the stupid fuzzball acting like my toes are made of sugar or something.

I'll have to keep this in mind, then. I'm sure there are situations in which it could prove beneficial.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, yeah- Tom's acting like that, too. Spike threatened to take away the stuffed hedgehog if he didn't stop, but I don't think her understands... and, well, cats aren't awfully inclined to listen to their humans in the first place.

Beneficial, or, HILARIOUS.

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

Speaking of, we need to fucking name this thing.

...Both.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Fuzzball? Jerry? Bob? Bridge Jr.? Logan Sparky McRuffles the Third? ... oh, wait, that last one wouldn't fit... uhm... Logan Fuzzy McPurrs the First?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...It's not a cat.

Also, never mind, I'll figure something out.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

... Oh. What is it, then?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

Some sort of furball. Raise and Bastet say it's a dog.

(oc; A maltese puppy. :3 )

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, then, Logan Sparkly McRuffles the Third definitely fits. ... of course, that'd get confusing...

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...yeah. I'll keep that in mind.

(ooc; it is small and fuzzy and gives stupid looks when it is snapped at. :| )