43. I have this urge to lick you

[handy_psychic]

[A streak of chocolate appears across the page before Bridge begins to write.]

OK, OK, I HAD to select "lick" just once! My curiosity would not rest until I found out if the "lick" command indeed made you lick and I didn't want to do it on another person, I asked Spike but he said he'd throttle me if I tried (on purpose, anyway), come to think of it I dunno anyone who WOULD agree to such a thing, and it's probably not sanitary to lick Logan Sparky McRuffles the Second because I don't know what he gets up to half the time.

... maybe I should've at least waited til I was done eating, though...

Comments

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, yeah- Tom's acting like that, too. Spike threatened to take away the stuffed hedgehog if he didn't stop, but I don't think her understands... and, well, cats aren't awfully inclined to listen to their humans in the first place.

Beneficial, or, HILARIOUS.

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

Speaking of, we need to fucking name this thing.

...Both.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Fuzzball? Jerry? Bob? Bridge Jr.? Logan Sparky McRuffles the Third? ... oh, wait, that last one wouldn't fit... uhm... Logan Fuzzy McPurrs the First?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...It's not a cat.

Also, never mind, I'll figure something out.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

... Oh. What is it, then?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

Some sort of furball. Raise and Bastet say it's a dog.

(oc; A maltese puppy. :3 )

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, then, Logan Sparkly McRuffles the Third definitely fits. ... of course, that'd get confusing...

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...yeah. I'll keep that in mind.

(ooc; it is small and fuzzy and gives stupid looks when it is snapped at. :| )