43. I have this urge to lick you

[handy_psychic]

[A streak of chocolate appears across the page before Bridge begins to write.]

OK, OK, I HAD to select "lick" just once! My curiosity would not rest until I found out if the "lick" command indeed made you lick and I didn't want to do it on another person, I asked Spike but he said he'd throttle me if I tried (on purpose, anyway), come to think of it I dunno anyone who WOULD agree to such a thing, and it's probably not sanitary to lick Logan Sparky McRuffles the Second because I don't know what he gets up to half the time.

... maybe I should've at least waited til I was done eating, though...

Comments

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

So it makes you compulsively lick someone? Or. Something. Whatever.

...How terrible it would be if someone were to select it accidentally.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Who did you lick then?

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Wait, so that's what this brown spot is? Nasty man.

You should have licked Spike instead