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Bridge Carson [Power Rangers S.P.D.] ([personal profile] handy_psychic) wrote2011-01-05 05:34 pm

83. TOAST

I do not have a toast gut!

... well, maybe a little, but it's not THAT bad!

... is it?

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
As in "I eat too much toast and it made me fat".

[identity profile] of-mindelan.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Are they making up new names for you, too?

[identity profile] redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sure haven't seen a gut on ya.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Not yet, but that's probably the next logical step.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I do have a tiny bit of one. Maybe that's why it's a toast gut, 'cause it's thin!

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it would certainly make breakfast a lot more fun. Maybe I could make a peanut butter gun to go with it...

[identity profile] redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Hadn't noticed. Ya could come sparrin' with me if ya wanna work out, yanno.

[identity profile] of-mindelan.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Try not to let them get to you. They're just voices.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I might take you up on that. I am pretty out-of-shape...

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll try being witty back at them.

[identity profile] seeya-next-life.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Now you're using your head! We could set up a breakfast shooting range and make a fortune.

[identity profile] redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Great! Much more fun trainin' with a partner than by myself!

[identity profile] of-mindelan.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say that would just encourage them, but I don't think they'll get discouraged if you don't.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
That would be AWESOME.

Hey, I wonder if we could make a nacho gun, too?

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, they keep going regardless of whether people ignore them. Ah well.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it really is.

[identity profile] seeya-next-life.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I like the way you think. This could in fact be the best plan for a food fight ever.

[identity profile] redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
We start tomorrow mornin'

[identity profile] npc-kun.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Toast! The healthy man's gut.

About a three on the gut scale. Below beer gut but above wheat thin gut.

[identity profile] proudambassador.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I had not thought of that.

This, it shall have to be tested. Would you care to come over?

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, a wheat thin gut sounds delicious too...

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll bring Logan, too!

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes.

[identity profile] handy-psychic.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Absolutely. I'll bring the toast.

[identity profile] dwn-infinite.livejournal.com 2011-01-06 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Can toast even make you fat?

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