83. TOAST

[handy_psychic]

I do not have a toast gut!

... well, maybe a little, but it's not THAT bad!

... is it?

Comments

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

So, wait... is it a toast gut or a muffin gut? I do like muffins...

..that should have been powdered toast man

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's an idea! I should make myself a new superhero identity.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

It would certainly not be as much fun as an alcohol gut, hm?

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I think toast is kinda fun! 'cause it's so versatile and so filling and so easy to make, but then again I guess alcohol is pretty easy to drink, too...

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

Toast, it is simple. Alcohol, it is far more enjoyable.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

Don't worry! I've never noticed this toast gut of yours.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good! 'cause someone- I don't know who- has been poking fun at me all day...

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

Oh, those guys? They've been getting on my nerves too.

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

What?? No I wasn't!

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

I do think my eyes are rather dreamy~ ♥

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

I thought for half an instant that this said toast gun, and I was about to start listing the merits of such a device and wondering why you would insist so vehemently that you don't have one.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

... hey, a toast gun isn't a bad idea at all! Of course, I'm not sure how practical it would be as a weapon unless your opponent has a phobia of toast...

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

Or a severe gluten allergy. The idea does have recreational merit, however. I think a toast gun would be far more entertaining than a potato gun.

[of-mindelan.livejournal.com]

You look fine.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Appreciate you saying so ♥

[of-mindelan.livejournal.com]

Are they making up new names for you, too?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

A toast gut?

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

As in "I eat too much toast and it made me fat".

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Sure haven't seen a gut on ya.

[dwn-infinite.livejournal.com]

Can toast even make you fat?

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

I think it's more toast combined with the rest of my diet...

[dwn-infinite.livejournal.com]

Doesn't really sound like the toast is to blame.

Don't take it too hard. They heckled my writing, too.