83. TOAST

[handy_psychic]

I do not have a toast gut!

... well, maybe a little, but it's not THAT bad!

... is it?

Comments

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

I thought for half an instant that this said toast gun, and I was about to start listing the merits of such a device and wondering why you would insist so vehemently that you don't have one.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

... hey, a toast gun isn't a bad idea at all! Of course, I'm not sure how practical it would be as a weapon unless your opponent has a phobia of toast...

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

Or a severe gluten allergy. The idea does have recreational merit, however. I think a toast gun would be far more entertaining than a potato gun.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it would certainly make breakfast a lot more fun. Maybe I could make a peanut butter gun to go with it...

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

Now you're using your head! We could set up a breakfast shooting range and make a fortune.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

That would be AWESOME.

Hey, I wonder if we could make a nacho gun, too?

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think. This could in fact be the best plan for a food fight ever.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yes.