83. TOAST

[handy_psychic]

I do not have a toast gut!

... well, maybe a little, but it's not THAT bad!

... is it?

Comments

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

As in "I eat too much toast and it made me fat".

[of-mindelan.livejournal.com]

Are they making up new names for you, too?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Sure haven't seen a gut on ya.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Not yet, but that's probably the next logical step.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

I do have a tiny bit of one. Maybe that's why it's a toast gut, 'cause it's thin!

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it would certainly make breakfast a lot more fun. Maybe I could make a peanut butter gun to go with it...

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Huh. Hadn't noticed. Ya could come sparrin' with me if ya wanna work out, yanno.

[of-mindelan.livejournal.com]

Try not to let them get to you. They're just voices.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

I might take you up on that. I am pretty out-of-shape...

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll try being witty back at them.

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

Now you're using your head! We could set up a breakfast shooting range and make a fortune.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Great! Much more fun trainin' with a partner than by myself!

[of-mindelan.livejournal.com]

I'd say that would just encourage them, but I don't think they'll get discouraged if you don't.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

That would be AWESOME.

Hey, I wonder if we could make a nacho gun, too?

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they keep going regardless of whether people ignore them. Ah well.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it really is.

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think. This could in fact be the best plan for a food fight ever.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

We start tomorrow mornin'

[npc-kun.livejournal.com]

Toast! The healthy man's gut.

About a three on the gut scale. Below beer gut but above wheat thin gut.

[proudambassador.livejournal.com]

You know, I had not thought of that.

This, it shall have to be tested. Would you care to come over?

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Oh, a wheat thin gut sounds delicious too...

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

I'll bring Logan, too!

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. I'll bring the toast.

[dwn-infinite.livejournal.com]

Can toast even make you fat?