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70. Fins to the left, fins to the right
Apr. 27th, 2010 01:01 pmI found an awesome, gigantic rubber shark in an old bathtub down in the Yard. I'm going to call him Crunchy. Or maybe Bitey. Or COLOSSASHARK.
Sky, I wanna keep him. :( He doesn't bite... well, he DOES bite but he can't really hurt anybody because it's kinda hard to do any damage when your teeth aren't actual teeth, just little nubs of rubber and foam. And I don't think he'll need any food. I can even drag the bathtub up here to keep him in, and I'll make sure he has clean water!
(Inara, how do you get your boyfriend to stop glaring? I can never seem to. :( )
Sky, I wanna keep him. :( He doesn't bite... well, he DOES bite but he can't really hurt anybody because it's kinda hard to do any damage when your teeth aren't actual teeth, just little nubs of rubber and foam. And I don't think he'll need any food. I can even drag the bathtub up here to keep him in, and I'll make sure he has clean water!
(Inara, how do you get your boyfriend to stop glaring? I can never seem to. :( )
